THE BOYFRIEND LETTER

Hi.

I've written a million letters to you over the years..I've gone through two major phases; one was after I broke up with A. I hope to God I've mentioned him to you before now otherwise that'll be a HELL of a shocker. AWKS. I also hope I've grown out of the habit of saying that <<

Whilst I'm making a list of things I'm hoping for! I hope I'm super hot by the time I've met you, I hopeeeee...

Alright fine this isn't about me! Focus!

As I was saying, I've written a million letters to you and as I was reading my latest bunch I was thinking "haha these are funny maybe I'll show them to him afterall". But I was also thinking "woah this is shitload of letters, he's gonna get boredddddd." So I figured let's try condensing my thoughts and write one big mother of a letter :)

I guess the main thing I blabbered on about in all those letters is that you've kept me waiting. This is a very important point becauseeeee to me it felt like you were keeping me waiting an ETERNITY. It's been pretty unbearable. And yes, I'm trying to make you feel bad cos that's how hard it's been.

Okay I'm being mean. If you're reading this letter then that means you finally turned up and I guess I've gotta thank you for that at least! (Sure took your time though...gr.)





When I started writing this it seemed like a good idea but now that I'm here I don't quite know what I want to say, or do. I guess I wanted to give you an insight into what I was like before I met you? I guess I just wanted to talk to you..I probably just wanted to convince myself that you exist, somewhere out there in the world..cos right now..I'm loney. And missing you. So this is my coping mechanism..me reminding myself to tell you off for keeping me waiting..and to warn you that you better be worth the wait!!!!!!!

..the point is..I love you. I haven't even met you yet but I know you're out there. I refuse to lose hope. Just..get here a bit faster could you? I'm missing you SO much.

K.

WAITING

Listening to "Hey Soul Sister I don't wanta listen to...blah blah blah" googling images bout love life beauty etc. basically looking for a new Whatsapp picture, massive waste of time I know but yeh!

Thinking bout love and something occurred to me; people always critisise people waiting around for love, they're always like "get out there stead of just waiting around" and sure to a certain extent yes, you must put yourself out there etc.

Those who believe in fate and such (I'm obviously not one) would disagree I guess and think there's nothing wrong with just waiting round. I also would like to just wait around.

Right at the moment, I've got a bunch of things to do..biomed. But soon as that's done..well can't say I'm gonna make a massive change and go on a quest for love but..well




I'll find you.